Derpy Dirk and the Fight With the School Bully by the Flagpole at Lunch -- A (NOT FOR KIDS) Derp Sandwich Chapter Book - Derp Sandwich

Derpy Dirk and the Fight With the School Bully by the Flagpole at Lunch -- A (NOT FOR KIDS) Derp Sandwich Chapter Book

By Derp Sandwich

  • Release Date: 2011-06-23
  • Genre: Fiction & Literature
Score: 3.5
3.5
From 4,589 Ratings

Description

Derpy Dirk is your average kid, except for one thing: he's totally nerdy and quirky and not actually average at all! Join Dirk in this kooky adventure as he tries to get along with his annoying and often physically abusive siblings, withstands an unrelenting onslaught of juvenile humor, and even faces the dreaded school bully in a battle that is quite literally to-the-death. You'll laugh, you'll cry, and I will be rewarded by scoring millions of sales and a movie deal for following the same tired formula that your kids eat up every single time.

DISCLAIMER: THIS IS NOT ACTUALLY A CHILDREN'S BOOK. CHILDREN WHO READ THIS BOOK WILL BECOME CONFUSED AND/OR CRY.

Reviews

  • Derpy Dork

    5
    By island#thisismyname
    This book is awesome ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†
  • I love it

    5
    By !?$&
    This is the best book I ever read! Itโ€™s satire humor makes it the best Iโ€™ve read yet. Although its story line is a lot like diary of a wimpy kid, Itโ€™s great. The part I love the most is about the part about the japan flag, Perfection!
  • Don't waste your time on this

    1
    By Wii54
    Good storyline? Non existence Wide range of vocabulary? None at all List of benefits you gain by reading this book:
  • So good

    5
    By Tzar Nikolai
    This book is so awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome and awesome ๐Ÿคช
  • My kids wanted to read it but...

    1
    By jason;-;
    Itโ€™s for teens or grownups
  • Itโ€™s okay

    2
    By Iluvemijis
    This ๐Ÿ“” is great and all but I wish it was longer and had like a series of things going on. But overall itโ€™s a good ๐Ÿ“–.
  • Spelling?

    3
    By Spelt wrong on purpose.
    A lot of spelling errors.. But all in all the book is great!
  • HORRIBLE

    1
    By Ninja spin dude 2.0
    This book is very inappropriate and inaccurate plus the language is atrocious i mean,what kind of creep sticks a knife in their brother! I wouldn't recommend this book for any one at all I would give it minus 10000000 stars if I could
  • Not for kids

    1
    By Dersalfaromeo
    This book is most definitively for kids. It should be clear in iTunes that it contains swear words and language inappropriate for kids. This is definitively a piece of bad writing, poor and shouldn't even be available in iTunes. Don't let your kids read this useless book.
  • Boo no kid

    1
    By niccaya
    I donโ€™t like this book this really wasnโ€™t a kid book

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